Vaccine

Supply your own cymbal crash for these little beauties...
- I called the Swine Flu hotline today but I couldn't get through... all I got was crackling!
- How do you know if you have Swine Flu? You keep getting these rashers!
- Doctor, Doctor. I think I have Swine Flu! Don't worry, just rub in this oinkment.
- Oinkment won't work for Mexican Swine Flu. You need Juantibiotics!
- Doctor, Doctor. I've just eaten a bacon sandwich, am I going to die? Depends if the bacon was cured or not.
- Doctor, Doctor. My daughter woke up this morning in pigtails. Should I be worried?
- The World Health Organisation (WHO) has confirmed that a Swine Flu pandemic is now imminent, raising fears that millions of people obviously have no idea what a pandemic is.
- Swine Flu is caused by exposure to Gammon Rays.
- With Swine Flu spreading fast, I bet Kermit the Frog is panicking.
- Anyone else awaiting the first Policeman to be diagnosed with Swine Flu?
- Swine Flu is like Susan Boyle. It hasn't really done much, but anyone with an internet connection has heard of it.
- Apparently my mate's got Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
- Apparently the first symptom of Swine Flu is that you get the trotts.
- If only pigs didn't know how to build brick houses, the common wolf would have eradicated any chance of Swine flu years ago.