Twisted Peel Knitted Doll

No, really. It took over two months to find the perfect Twisted Peel blue and grey wool, and another month to create the knitting pattern and finally the knitted doll. I am delighted with the result; the perfect accessory for any self-respecting narcissist such as myself. I thought it was only fitting to dedicate a Twisted Peel cartoon in honour of the occasion: