Surgical Consultation

Things you don't want to hear during surgery:
Better save that, we'll need it for the autopsy.
Someone call the janitor, we're going to need a mop.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Bad dog! Come back with that!
Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
Hand me that... uh... that uh... "thingie".
Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
Oh, I thought you said 500ml.
Damn! There go the lights again!
You know, there's big money in kidneys.
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?
And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
Don't worry, it's probably sharp enough.
Fire! Fire! Everyone get out now!
Oh, wait a minute... page 47 of the manual is missing!