Bank

A man walks into a bank and says to the bank clerk, "I want to open a f**king bank account."
To which the woman replies, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Are you deaf?! I said I want to open a f**king bank account RIGHT NOW!"
"Sir, I'm sorry but we don't tolerate that kind of language in this bank!"
The bank clerk leaves the desk and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about the situation. They both return and the manager asks, "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no f**king problem," says the man, "I just won 50 million pounds on the lottery and I want to open a f**king bank account in this f**king bank!"
"I see sir," the manager says, "and this stupid b*tch is giving you a hard time?"